Ridiculously low Gpa; Honest chance at these colleges?

Don't listen to the people above. Honestly, from what you said you've went through in the past, you're gpa is definitely good. It's good that you care enough to actually go to college. and you're sat scores are above average! With the schools you listed, ive only heard of Bloomsburg from where i'm from, but I really think you'd have a decent chance at these schools. Some schools require essays and different things, maybe the things you've went through would be a good topic for some of them? The college advisors reading the essays would realize you are at least trying your hardest. I would go for it! Good luck!