Do you think that as a result of the Edison-bulb criminalization of 2014, 0bammunist agents will raid...?

...K-mart's offices and will sue them and force them to change their mascot from the current Mr. Bluelight (which is modeled after a *gasp!* Incandescent bulb!!!!) to one of those god awful curly-cue lightbulbs that Algore wants you to use? The bulbs which will KILL you if they are broken and look ugly as hell and put off the ugliest electric blue lighting and take forever to heat up. I don't know about you, but I'm NOT sitting on a pile of cash and I can NOT afford to pay $40 dollars A PIECE for one of those shitty lightbulbs. I stock up on lightbulbs everytime I leave the house. I already have hundreds of boxes of Sylvania 60 watt Incandescent bulbs in my basement.